If you happen to find yourself in the position of having an affair you have probably been kept awake at night thinking about the repercussions of being caught by your spouse. The emotional fallout from being caught would obviously be devastating to all those involved. Although not necessarily a laughing matter, Twitter had some fun this past week with that very topic when the hashtag #ExcusesForCheating started to trend.
Needless to say, the following are probably not the best thing to say to your spouse if you happened to get caught straying……
#ExcusesForCheating he had chocolate whipped cream on his dick. Can ya blame me?
— SEXY LA QUEEFA (@SEXYLAQUEEFA) December 6, 2012
#ExcusesForCheating You stopped going to the gym….
— Ahmad Hamouri (@Ahmad_Hamouri) November 30, 2012
#ExcusesForCheating it just happened, was an accident oh ok.
— Wagwarnnn bbz(@Aishaahmed_x) December 6, 2012
#ExcusesForCheating she’s my baby mom & it was Mother’s Day
— AFAP COCKY (@kylegotjokes) October 23, 2012
#ExcusesForCheating “It just happened…” Last time I checked, you don’t just trip, fall and magically land in between someone’s legs.
— Facts About Boys (@FactsAboutBoys) October 23, 2012
#ExcusesForCheating i wanted to have sex with someone who is specifically not you
— jon hendren (@fart) October 23, 2012
#ExcusesForCheating Monogamy is an outdated, useless, and unrealistic concept
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) October 23, 2012
#ExcusesForCheating – My lightsaber has a mind of its own.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) October 23, 2012